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LOS ANGELES, CA — In a decision viewed as yet another part of the logical progression of the team’s descent into otherworldly evil, the Los Angeles Dodgers have announced the team will replace the traditional 7th-Inning Stretch and its accompanying singing of “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” with a ritualistic chanting of “Hail Satan!”

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